I have a structured settlement and I need cash now, call J.G Wentworth 887-cash-now♪♪♫?. I have a structured settlement and I need cash now, call J.G Wentworth 887-cash-now♪♪♫?. I have a structured settlement and I need cash now, call J.G Wentworth 887-cash-now♪♪♫?.

Ever seen that advertisement? Boy oh boy, I have more than a few words for these folks at J.G Wentworth or whatever they are called. Why? Why? Why? This song is stuck in my brain like glue. Have you ever had to sing a song over and over that your brain gets tired? No? Well, this is happening to me.

Friday The 12th of I have a structured settlement and I need cash now

Hello, Lifestyle inkers. For the first time, I am blogging at 10 PM. Well, I am blogging late which is rather unusual, period. It is however for a good reason, I need to clear my head. I took an early afternoon nap today (because I felt like it) and left the TV on. I do this all the time when I find that I am sleepy while watching a show or watching a movie. The background noise helps me sleep better.

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now  dream takeover

I was on stage with Michael Jackson at The O2 Arena in London, singing ‘they don’t care about us’ and doing the ‘skywalk’. I was having the time of my life until suddenly, Jimmy Hendrix showed up from backstage singing a rock version of you guessed it….I have a structured settlement and I need cash now, call J.G Wentworth 887-cash-now♪♪♫?.

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now, call J.G Wentworth 887-cash-now♪♪♫?. I have a structured settlement and I need cash now, call J.G Wentworth 887-cash-now♪♪♫?. I turned around to ask him “how dare you?” but as I leaned forward to grab his mic, I found myself on my living room floor.

What do you think happened?

I have a structured settlement

Yes! I had fallen off the couch trying to harm Jimmy Hendrix. Almost instantly, I noticed that the very song that had caused my anger was blaring from my TV. Are you freaking kidding me? No way! I sat on the floor for the next 15 minutes trying to wrap my head around why God had forsaken me. My only chance to be on a stage with Michael Jackson had been taken away by this commercial that I would never have any use for. I curse you, J.G Wentworth!

Next time this commercial comes on, please remember me and say a prayer that I may have that beautiful dream again with the ‘I have a structured settlement and I need cash now, call J.G Wentworth 887-cash-now’  part of course.

I sit here now trying to come to terms with my dream and this jingle that won’t stay away from my being. Dear Mr. Wentworth, you have an occupied space in my brain without a lease. This is unethical sir ;-). Next time you want to borrow some space, give me some of that structured settlement cash: wink

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